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Day 1, 9th of November, 2018.

♪Today is gonna be the day that they are gonna throw it back to you♪

Jokes aside, i have no clue of what is going on.

Well, starting it off, SBURB is real! And I am playing it!

This is more sad than cool though, considering i was born from a womb and i am probably going to get doomed. Or am i?

Well, few do I know. For now, i am registering this otherwise i will get insane real quick.

Should I begin stating how my day started? I probably should.

Today, i woke up, took a bath, ate... uh... bread with pork paté I think?

Then i went to my computer and saw a sburb link to download whilst browsing through reddit.

Of course, i am not stupid, so i scanned it and it had no virus.

Then i invited some facebook friends to play with me. I only asked the ones i already knew the extended zodiac, of course, since i am far from being stupid (i hope).

I remember mine was light, time, void or something like that. To be sure i invited my friend that got time and the other one who got space. Then i invited just another friend to fit 4 people.

When we started the game, it was all funs and giggles, but something really bad happened cuz microsoft SUCKS.

After i built in the things my friend needed for his house, windows mega-trolled me by using a forced update, so i entered the medium whilst windows updated.

My bird had gotten prototyped, and gave me the stack modus. I think stack is better than array, so that's good.

But the bullshittery began right there. I couldn't contact my friends for some weird reason. Fucking microsoft.

Anyway, i set my strife specibus to flags, since it is hard to use, and i think my guts are good enough for it.

Also, should i get a nickname? Birdsprite can't pronounce my name properly, fucking linguistic barrier.

Day 3, 11th of November, 2018

Been killing some imps, apparently only my prototipations have occured. Which is bad. It implies my sessionmates didn't prototype shit.

Day 7, 15th of November, 2018

I will die. One week has passed and i can't contact my teammates. Bloody hell.

At least i know how to alchemize shit.

Day 14, 22th of November, 2018

I apparently became my own server, yet i haven't received any Caliborn-like quests. Weird, for sure.

Day 21

I should probably keep updating this in a different way, like, just using weeks. I probably won't have time to update this often.

Also, i should initiate plans for a expedition in my land. It is a terrible place, i hope i get out of this hellhole.

Week 4

Birdsprite started calling me "Bing" because it is easy to speak. I think it sounds stupid, honestly.

Week 5

I will start my first expedition, i have built enough to cross the portal and my resources are ready. Wish me luck, book.

Week 6

This was a terrible mistake. I am suffering severe hunger and thirst, and these deserts are terrific. I will go mad.

Is that a fucking resolve test???????

I should try finding a consort.

Christmas Eve 2018

This will be the day that i die? I hope so.

Also, i am starting to hear voices? Quite hard to tell. This hellhole is insane.

Christmas 2018

THE VOICES DO NOT STOP I NEED HELP

New Year 2019

Forgive me Father, for i have sinned.

I have said many foul words and rejected yours completely.

For now, i shall learn your ways, for there is no salvation outside of you.

Guide me through this land. Make me strong, for all strength i have comes from you, just like all that is good.

Purify me from all sin i have got, for i am only flesh.

Week 8

The voices have commanded me to prototype a image of the Blessed Virgin, thus i shall do so when i am able to return.

Currently, whilst exploring the land, i have encountered dozens of abandoned sand-rotten houses. They appear to contain pieces of a great puzzle.

This corruption in the game files might not have been my doom, but my dawn.

I am without a doubt blessed.

Week 9

I have returned. I used my printer in Birdsprite and obtained Marysprite. She is wise. I am blessed.

She suggested to me to alchemize lots of water so that i can create rain in the land. Thus returning life to it. Though probably not being the original meaning of the land, i can't see this as something bad.

30th of March, 2019.

I have found the meaning of the land alongside Marysprite.

Apparently, i have to solve a puzzle to find the Denizen.

This shall be a harsh task, but i am guided by the Almighty One, thus i shall win.

30th of June, 2019.

The puzzle has been decoded. Now i shall meet the Denizen.

1st of July, 2019.

Hesykhia said she will guide me through the void. So my void diagnostic was correct, huh.

Well, i shall learn it. I asked to be alongside Marysprite, because Horrorterrors are very much scary.

4th of October, 2019

Today is my birthday. The day i was born...

Oh, right, i probably have to do the ectobiology later.

Well, i am 14 now, so i can legally work for half-wage, hahaha.

25th of December, 2019.

I think i should not forget about holidays.

I will alchemize a cool scarf for Hesykhia, then.

For Marysprite... a thorny crown, i think?

I should probably keep reading The Bible, since i stopped in the book of Genesis.

30th of June, 2020.

My learning is complete.

I shall procede to get my Tiercloth, since i am still bad at washing my own clothes.

1st of July, 2020.

I got my new tiercloth. Strangely enough, i woke up in Prospit, not the Battlefield.

I will start the ectobiology soon, for this Tiercloth has granted me quick traveling habilities.

2nd of July, 2020.

Marysprite has helped me baptizing the children. It feels weird to baptize myself, so i asked her to do so.

We sent those to their own timelines.

15th of July, 2020.

Since i have practically beaten all beatable things in the game, should i turn my land in a hospitable land?

Because, well, this land is mine, God gave this land to me.

This song is good, i should listen to it again, maybe it will inspire me more.

21th of September, 2020.

The civilization process has begun, i have made more ecto-clones, and followed Marysprite's suggestion on building it.

My land has been having a massive change.

Grass glows, the water flows.

This is a beautiful view.

4th of October, 2020.

My birthday, again.

I probably can join the MSPA forums right now, haha.

Maybe too late because i already got banned for being underage before.

Anyway, i think i should get a different name.

Since i have been "reborn", you know.

I don't know, maybe reuse the name Birdsprite gave to me?

And mix it up with, uh, a historical leader name?

Sounds like a fun idea.

5th of October, 2020.

Now i have a new name! Without forgetting the old one, of course.

Bing Martel, like Karl the Hammer, Charle Martel, you know?

Yeah, i should probably get matching clothes later.

6th of October, 2020.

Yeah, the matching clothes idea was good.

Without losing my Summer-Sweatpants aspect, i got a symbol, a crown and a cape!

God has blessed me, and i could not expel more gratitude.

I'll try do it anyway.

15th of December, 2020.

Someone has messaged me and invited me to a ship.

I haven't seen anyone in years, and i don't know who that is.

I'll risk it.

Marysprite shall rule the land.

I will take the stuff i need and i shall go.

I hope i don't leave this here by accident.