CandiedPog

fuck you

Para bailar la bamba

Para bailar la bamba se necesita una poca de gracia

Una poca de gracia pa' mi pa' ti y arriba y arriba

Ah y arriba y arriba por ti seré, por ti seré, por ti seré

Yo no soy marinero

Yo no soy marinero, soy capitán,

Soy capitán, soy capitán

Bamba bamba

Para bailar la bamba

Para bailar la bamba se necesita una poca de gracia

Una poca de gracia pa' mi pa' ti ah y arriba y arriba

Para bailar la bamba

Para bailar la bamba se necesita una poca de gracia

Una poca de gracia pa' mi pa' ti ah y arriba y arriba

Ah y arriba y arriba por ti seré, por ti seré, por ti seré

Bamba bamba\

Candied
Candied is not a human she is actually the gloop cat. Her mic is also fucked and its funny but candied doesn't think its funny. They are a void player so no one ever knows what the fuck is going on with them.

Her humor is also fucked as all she does is play the bazinga sound effect. Although humor is subjective we can all agree that she is fucking stupid. Another example of how fucking stupid she is is how she just puts Gamzee in front of every word, for example, Gamzee burger. She is the second most powerful and dangerous being, the first being Peral, and is the Gamzee gang's executioner and recruiter. It is unknown exactly how she does this but it is speculated that she uses the "bone cruncher". Please note that there are other versions of this, including the "bone crusher", "bone shrinker", and "bone grower". We do not know where these things are.

She is also part of Thursday gang, and repeats it ominously whenever someone mentions the any day of the week. We do not know what it means but I think we just have to ask.

Everyone thought that her art was shitty, and it was, but Candied did that on purpose. Her art is said to be actually really good, but it seems that Candied is not confident in her artistic abilities. Her gloop goes off and then she yoinks it

Apperance
She is about 5'1 to 5'2 and has brown hiar that goes to her chest and is colored dark brown to a reddish brown in an almost Ombre effect. She has large, roundish eyes that look like blackholes with long lashes and dark eyebags beneath them. The combination of her eyes and thick eyebrows makes her look kind of scary and she has been told that is is pretty intimidating with her resting bitch face and half lidded eyes that make her look tired of everyone's shit. Has a chubby frame with moles on her arms and on the rest of her body. Her hands and feet are small and prone to being super fucking cold.

She is generally a nice person who tries to mediate situations but will go ape shit when provoked and will tell you off as if she were your parent or something. Extremely shy when you first meet her and you might think that shes just a quiet person but beware once she gets to know you you will wish she was quiet. Most of the time she is a chill person but sometimes shes just fucking crazy and will spout nonsense as if it was funny. Want's people to know that they can rely on her if they need anything because she is always happy to help :).

The Future Self
Everything is mostly the same but now she is edgy and a furry. Her profile picture is always Itachi Uchiha which makes her even more edgy, and her screen name is Gamzeeisreal for some fucking reason. At first everyone did not like her because she barks but now most of them do because she is actually cool. Peral still hates her though, as he hates all of the future selves because its all bullshit. She keeps claiming she owns gamzee but we cannot be sure this is true because she says a lot of shit that doesn't make sense and claims its cannon because she said it and shes from the future. Most of the time she is pinged she answers.

She has grown a bit and is now like 5'3 and her hair is way shorter that it was before and her eyebags have worsened. After being away from sunlight for so long she has gotten a bit paler than she was before but not by much. Chubby in physique still, but she has more muscle after being so busy fighting all the time in the void. When she finally came back everyone was kinda confused as she look different but they had hot chocolate after.

She is a nice person but not as much as she used to be. But deep down inside she cares for her friends very deeply and will do everything i her power to protect them, even if she doesn't show it sometimes. Most of the time she bossy people around like a fucking mom but no one listens because hses like the youngest out of all of them and no one really pays attention to what she says anyway.

Her room on the blimp is covered in anime posters and paintings she has done. She has her pride wall and a taco truck in there as well stop by whenever and get some tacos they are really good. Just don't go into her dungeon room. Its fairly clean as she likes to keep everything tidy. Shes one of the reasons why the blimp isnt covered in shit after all these years.

In her timeline she is in a session with ashe, coolasice, josh, mild, moss, and peral. She was deeply hurt by Peral's betrayal and gets on the defensive when its mentioned or when his future self speaks. When i say this i mean she makes shitty fucking jokes. Apparently she was in the void the whole time for like three years. Due to void bullshit it was 8 years for her. She was sent to find the relevancy object and was told that UE actually put it into their session for some fucking reason.

Her classpect is speculated to be Slyph of Void, but she hasn't out right said it yet.

She is so cool and awesome because she saved everyone so she is so cool and awesome and the best

No one really knows her location at any given moment because void shit, and we also don't know if she is alive sometimes, also probably due to void bullshit.

She will go off on you and is a bit more standoffish and rude compared to her present self. She has gone off on someone before, UE, and threatened to kill him by feeding him to the horror terror. She absolutely hates that guy.

After the cheezquest gang made it to the "Alpha Session" a lot of shit happened and now she is really close too becoming an ultimate self. She absorbed all versions of herself within the alpha session to save at least someone as a lot of people fucking died. To do this she had to become ashe's sprite at one point which was not good.

She slowly becomes more and more unhinged as time goes on keeps threating to leave and go grimdark. This is very dangerous do not let it happen just give her some gloop. Actually giving her gloop would not be that good of an idea because one time when the gang were still on the blimp she made one bad gloop and almost died. Ashe then went on to kill Mild but the unhinged version so its ok. Even if that version of one of candied's friends was unhinged, she was still deeply affected by this and threatened to explode Lord Neon's' limbs off. Why does this girl keep threatening people.

Every time something so even goes slightly wrong she just leaves the fucking blimp but she always comes back because she can't leave her friends behind. Also she's always there to save everyone's ass all of the time she's so awesome she keeps saving everyone but she also kinda caused the death of someone so maybe not that awesome but still awesome.

She and Tree (coolasice's future self) are apparently together idk it just happened i guess. Tree described it as " We were the only to sane people left so now we just vibe together". You can often find them together in the greenhouse/library section of the Blimp (SS FUCCPLOT) dont disturb them they are vibing.